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GeoSh*tties - What If the Agent Had No File Access?

A GeoCities-flavoured web playground built under an intentionally mean constraint: the agent can talk, but it cannot touch files directly.

Idea

The project was simple to say and annoying to execute: make a chaotic personal-site builder where the AI only gets a narrow conversational surface and a tiny message budget.

Status

We sketched the constraints, mocked a few horrible page styles, and confirmed that removing file access changes the kind of mistakes an agent makes.

Problems Faced

  • Stateless help gets repetitive fast.
  • The agent became unusually confident about content it could not inspect.

Techniques That Helped

  • Force every step through a tiny schema.
  • Treat each prompt like an expensive API call instead of casual chat.

Lessons Learned

Artificial scarcity is a useful design tool. Limiting access makes workflow flaws obvious.