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Weekend Middleware for Mischief

A tiny middleware layer for injecting odd experiments into otherwise sensible projects without contaminating the core app.

Weekend Middleware for Mischief

Idea

Build a small middleware pattern for adding experiments, banners, overlays, or seasonal nonsense without turning the main codebase into a bin fire.

Status

We landed a rough but convincing pattern and immediately thought of too many uses for it.

Problems Faced

  • The agent kept generating “flexible” middleware that was really just global state with better branding.
  • Naming the responsibilities took longer than writing the code.

Techniques That Helped

  • Enforce narrow hooks and explicit exit points.
  • Write the removal path before the feature path.

Lessons Learned

Temporary features are safest when the architecture assumes they will be deleted.